Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and What They Actually Mean)
 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred 
     banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic 
    geezer.)
 8. I'm not attracted to you in *that* way. (You are the ugliest dork 
    I've ever laid eyes upon.)
 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich sugar 
    daddy.)
 6. I've got a boyfriend. (I've got a vibrator.)
 5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even 
    date you if you were in the same *solar system*, much less the 
    same building.) 
 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and 
    unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
 2. I'm celibate. (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men 
    altogether.)       
 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in 
    excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)

TOP TEN THINGS FOR A MAN SHOULD NOT SAY AT VICTORIAS SECRETS
    #10  Does this come in children's sizes?
     #9   No Thanks.  Just Sniffing.
     #8   I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
     #7   Mom will love this.
     #6   Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
     #5   No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
     #4   Will you model this for me???
     #3   Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
     #2   45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
     #1   The Miracle What???  This is better than world peace!!