21 Types of People you might meet in the Men's Room

Excitable:

shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts

Sociable:

Joins friends in pee whether he has to or not

crosseyed:

Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

timid:

Cannot pee if someone is watching; flushes urinal, comes back later

Indifferent:

all urinals being used; pees in sink

Clever:

No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pees on floor

Worried:

not sure of where he has been lately; makes quick inspection

Frivolous:

plays stream up, down, and around urinals; tries to hit flys or bugs

absent-minded:

opens vest, pulls out tie, pees in pants

Childish:

pees directly in bottom of urinal; likes to see it bubble

Sneaky:

farts silently while peeing; acts innocent; knows man in next stall will get blamed

Patient:

stands very close for a long time waiting; reads with free hand

Desperate:

Waits in long line, teeth floating; pees in pants

Tough:

Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it

Efficient:

Waits until he has to crap, then does both

Fat:

Backs up and takes blind shot at urinal; pees in shoe or on guy in next stall

Little:

Stands on box, falls in, drowns

Drunk:

Holds left thumb in right hand; pees in pants

Disgusted:

Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

Conceited:

Holds 2 inch dick like baseball bat; sometimes even has to chock up on it

Alergenic:

Sneezes; looks around to see who else got wet