Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word, that just by its sound we can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In our language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck) or an adverb, (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings...."How the fuck are you?"

Fraud........"I got fucked at the car dealer."

Dismay......."Oh fuck it!"

Trouble......"Well, I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression..."Fuck you."

Disgust......"Fuck me."

Confusion...."What the fuck..?"

Indifference."Who the fuck cares?"

Displeasure.."What the fuck is going on here?"

Incompetence."He fucks up everything."

Despair......"Fucked again."

Lost........."Where the fuck are we?"

Disbelief...."Unfuckingbelieveable!"

Retaliation.."Up your fucking ass."

Frustration.."What the fuck did I do?"

It can be used as an anatomical description--"He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time--"It's five-fucking-thirty."

It can be used in business--"How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal-as in "Motherfucker"

It can be describe a stranger-"Who the fuck are you?"

And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"

Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"

And last, but not least the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say the word "fuck"? Use it frequently in your daily speech: it adds to your prestige.

Today say to someone............"FUCK YOU!"