Humor section disclaimer/explanation

I wrote none of the stuff on the humor page. I thought I had made this clear, but I have received so many message complementing my writing style that I am forced to assume otherwise. While this is very flattering, I am beginning to worry that the original author will come along one of these days and bitch. The reason (almost) none of these pieces is cited is this; I get this stuff off of UseNet and email (chain-letter style) forwards, which very seldom have authors cited (alright, UseNet does, but most of the stuff I have here has been bounced around so many times no one remembers the original author).

This information might lead to the question "Why put this stuff up if it's not yours?" Well, a few reasons, which are these:

• Content. When I first began making these pages, I had none, so this seemed like a good idea.
• Forward Killing. I despise chain-letter like email forwarding (even of humor), so this is my method of killing it. When something I receive is good, I put it up on this web site instead of spamming my address book with it like some people I know (Paige).
• Lastly, this page, although started for content's sake, draws the most emails of any of my pages. People seem to like it and often ask for more.

In conclusion, to all the people who have written in, I did not write "The Telemarketer Annoyance Game" or "Whole Nude World." But thanks for thinking I did.