THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY PRISON IS BETTER THAN COLLEGE
       10.There are no tests, papers, or homework in prison.
        9.There are no grades in prison.
        8.You don't need financial aid in prison.
        7.In prison, you get to see your family more often.
        6.You get more sleep in prison.
        5.LAUNDRY IS FREE IN PRISON.
        4.You don't have to worry about job placement in prison.
        3.The food is better in prison.
        2.You don't have to apply to prison, just get convicted.
        1.In prison, you can get out early for good behavior.

TOP TEN REASONS STUDYING IS BETTER THAN SEX!
 10.  You can usually find someone to do it with.
  9.  If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where
      you left off.
  8.  You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
  7.  When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has
      opened it.
  6.  A little coffee and you can do it all night.
  5.  If you don't finish a chapter, you won't gain a reputation as a
      "book teaser".
  4.  You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
  3.  You don't get embarassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
  2.  You don't have to put your beer down to do it. 
  1.  If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your
      roommate for help!