You might be a college student:

1. If you average 3 hours of sleep a night
2. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
3. If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
4. If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free", even though it sucks
5. If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy
6. If you wake up 10 minutes before class
7. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them
8. If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class
9. If your social life consists of a date with the library
10. If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap
12. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have
13. If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
14. If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn
15. If you celebrate when you find a quarter
16. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
17. If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women (whichever your preference)
18. If you have built up a tolerence for certain beverages (he he he)
19. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself
20. If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis
21. If you get more sleep in class than in your room
22. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles
23. If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
24. If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes
25. If you get more e-mail than mail......