What She Says                        What She Means
  in chatrooms
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I'm blonde                           I'm an albino.

Dark Haired                          covering my entire body.

fair skinned                         I haven't seen natural light
                                     since 1986.

Tanned                               Leathery.

good complexion                      What's visible between
                                     the zits.

Slim                                 anorexic.

Curvy                                I have to ride the lift
                                     alone for safety reasons.

Voluptuous                           Remember Jabba the Hutt?

I'm an outdoors person               I work on a roadcrew, and all
                                     the guys are scared of me.

I have an active social life         I have an active fantasy life.

Here is my picture                   I will look like this woman
                                     as soon as I lose 150 lbs 
                                     and have extensive cosmetic
                                     surgery.

I love your English accent           Somebody is talking to me!

You're cute                          You're a male primate. I'm
                                     not picky.

I love how you really understand     I love how gullible you are.
me.		

I'd love to meet you                 Somewhere reeeally dark.

Hi, I'm Misty                        Hi, I'm Chuck