Ok, so heres a funny sig I saw in usenet....

"Want to make win95 run faster? Throw it out the window!"

ok, so thats not that good..:)
but, heres a little diddy about what happened to me at compUSA: (this is true)

Me: If I buy this, can I have it loaded with linux instead of windoze?
Salesperson: Uuum, let me ask my manager...
** Manager comes out a minute later **
Manager: Sorry, we cant load it with Linux.
Me: But, I dont like dos and winbloze...
Manager: Well, we really can't do it, because all our new computers are already loaded with windoze.... besides, you can't run Linux without Windoze and DOS!

:)

so, yup, thats my funny bit, and yeah, its a true one, right here from the bowels of northern new jersey...

Ciao!

Damore
pegboy@gti.net
http://w3.gti.net/pegboy