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ms.bama.html What if Microsoft were based in Alabama? Not strictly speaking a joke about MS, but still pretty funny, and this section is getting sparse =). ms.bggeek.html Essay on why Bill Gates is such a geek. ms.winspeed.html Good news for WIntel users regarding speed concerns. ms.panhandler.html Yet another New Microsoft product. ms.dnaonbg.html Douglas Adams on Microsoft as posted to alt.fan.douglas-adams. ms.holdout.html The Last Holdout Against Microsoft. ms.prelease.html Press Release for new Microsoft product. ms.sourcecode.html Secret to Microsoft's World Domination Enterprise. This is a serious geek joke.
col.writepaper.html The appropriate steps to follow to write a paper. col.top50sex.html The top 50 things to do or say when you wake up to your roommate having sex. col.top10s.html A couple of college top 10 lists. col.crwriting.html An example of why one shouldn't drink and go to creative writing class. col.stresstest.html A stress test particularly helpful around finals time. col.showers.html 45 disturbing things to do in a college dorm shower stall. col.25xmas.html 25 ways to get your roommate into the christmas spirit. col.mightbe.html You might be a College student if... col.burnout.html Symptoms of Semester Burnout. col.funwfinals.html What to do with finals you're going to fail anyway. col.fratvocab.html Frat to English Dictionary -- This is so funny and true. col.uetop10.html Top 25 ways you know you've been at UE too long -- Some specifics, but most apply to college everywhere. col.schoolmemo.html A memo that was actually found on the president of the university's desk. col.excuse.html List of school excuses. This is very funny. col.finals.html Nightmare Finals -- I pray to god I never see one of these. col.freak.html How to Freak Out Your Roommate -- If my new roommate doesn't shape up soon, I'm gonna try some of these to make him leave. col.alchytop100.html Top 100 ways to tell if you're an alcoholic. col.dowhenbored.html A list of things to do when bored. col.jiresponses.html Responses to Job Interview Questions. (NSFC)
c.helloworld.html A compilation of "Hello World" programs designed by various catagories of developers. c.drugcomp.html Comparison betwixt drug dealers and software developers. c.relsave.html Save dialogs from religious word processors. c.subliminal.html Proposal for a new HTML tag. c.cyberwocky.html Even more geek poetry. c.chattranslation.html What a woman says in a chatroom (or channel, I guess) and what it really means. c.arpanow.html Would the philosophy of ARPAnet hold up in its modern form if america were nuked?. c.jobads.html A translation of ad job ads from misc.jobs.offered. c.broadband.html Finally, honesty in advertising. c.levine.html A writers laments (Written by John Levine! Cool! =)). c.evilirc.html A beautifully written speculation about the reasoning behind IRC port numbers. c.buddysys.html Don't let your code get the best of you... c.whinge.html Very, very short, geeky joke. c.badtimes.html Man, if you thought the goodtimes virus was bad... c.shorthand.html A handbook of sorts from cam.misc. If only all newsgroups had these. c.writec.html A little poem entitled "Write In C". c.gerbil.html Fun with Computers, gerbils, and liquid nitrogen. c.aoluser.html Diary of an AOL user. c.gfupgrade.html Advice for upgrading some, um, interesting software. c.softwaretypes.html The world according to software views. c.slownet.html Song about the woes of a slow internet. c.arf.html Abort, Retry, Fail? -- Another computer geek poem. c.obnoxusenet.html Obnoxious (but funny) things to do on UseNet. c.certadvise.html AlienOS vulnerability. (Don't read if you haven't seen 'Independance Day.') c.bestbuy.html A story someone sent me about Best Buy.
Anti-Telemarketer
HomepageAmusing, though very Netscaped-to-death. phone.mcimustdie.html MCI must die! phone.sot.html How To Stamp Out Telemarketers phone.tmagame.html Telemarketers Annoyance Game -- You know it, you need it, ask for it by name, it's the telemarketer annoyance game.
xmas.santaperv.html The Night Before Christmas w/ an all-star XXX cast. (NSFC) xmas.santagun.html Santa Claus is Weilding a Gun -- A Cristmas Carol. xmas.santaengr.html Santa Claus: An Engineer's perspective -- This is amazingly funny
g.chemanal.html Groundbreaking chemical analysis of the elements "Man" and "Woman". g.cthulhu.html Yes, Virginia, there is a Cthulhu. g.rules.html Surefire dating rules for guys. (Ladies, don't write me about this, I didn't make these up, k?) g.headlines.html How will various periodicals report the end of the world?. g.voodoodick.html This is kind of a long joke for such a short punchline, but I gotta admit, it made me laugh. g.fuck.html A little dissertation on "The 'F' Word"... g.translation2.html Even more translations of common male phrases. g.top10s.html A few random top-ten lists. g.88reasons80s.html 88 more ways to tell if you are stuck in the 80s. g.pigs.html A brief, disgusting, horribly funny joke about a farmer and his pigs. g.beastnums.html Numbers of the beast. g.skidefs.html Definitions for common skiing terms. g.cultdiffs.html Demonstration of cultural differences betwixt USA, Canadian, British, and Australian citizens. g.oneliners.html Random one-liners. (Things being what they are, you probably got this forwarded to you a year or two ago.) g.newpriest.html An old, old, funny, funny joke.... g.yomomma.html WOOHOO!!! I bet I get a lot of mail about this. Roughly 320 "Yo momma" jokes!. g.mensroom.html 21 types of men you might meet in the bathroom. g.mensrules.html Men's 43 rules for women Ladies, this was sent to me in good humor by a woman. Please hold off on the customary bout of hatemail, huh?. g.healthjoke.html Random joke about eating healthy. g.rooster.html A brief, disgusting, horribly funny joke about a farmer and his rooster. g.smokingcom.html 12 commandments for smokers. This was hella funnier before I quit, damnit. g.dipoem.html A peom for princess Di (No one ever accused me of having good taste =). g.bread.html I have no idea where this came from, but... g.refquests.html List of freaky questions asked of reference librarians. g.horror.html A proposal to dedicate one's life to horror. g.quakers.html Just read it, it's not that long... g.emailpenis.html Theory of why email is like a penis g.badanalogies.html A collection of the worst analogies ever written g.badheadlines.html Stupid headlines g.80schild.html You might be a child of the eighties if... g.english.html Dissertation on the english language. -- written by Richard Lederer. g.michigan.html You might be a Michigander if... g.bart.html All of Bart Simpsons punishment chalk-board writings -- (a gem in my collection). g.engineer.html You might be an Engineer if... g.chainsawdo.html UseNet explanation of the fighting style Chain Saw Do. g.engchicks.html Best pick up lines for use on Engineering chicks. g.unabomber.html Unabomber haikus g.bibmarriage.html Top 16 biblical ways to acquire a wife g.catrules.html Rules cats use when taking care of their humans g.translation.html Translation of common male/female phrases. Just read it, it's funny. g.idiot.html Stupid Robber Tricks. g.orchestra.html Suggestion on the refinement of a symphony orchestra g.fbi.html Amusing, "true" FBI story g.dogtruth.html Learn the truth about dogs and the Internet here. g.colorsex.html Determine Lover Type by finding your favorite color on this list. g.lesjokes.html Three small Jokes that, God help me, make me laugh my ass off. g.mcdonalds.html Fun With McDonalds -- Don't try these! g.seuss.html Rare Works by Dr. Seuss -- Very funny. g.bamaapp.html Application to live in Alabama -- If you're from Alabama, I apologize, but I didn't write it. g.astrosigns.html The un-PC horoscope. (NSFC) g.nudeworld.html A Whole Nude World. A reworking of the aladdin song. g.pickup.html Pick-Up Lines g.dquayle.html Dan Quayle Quotes g.jokes.html Short jokes that don't each merit their own page. g.pcpigs.html PC Three Little Pigs -- I think this would be funnier to me if being PC didn't piss me off so much. g.why.html Profound Questions g.toosmart.html Why It Doesn't Pay to be Too Smart g.flameafca.html alt.fan.cecil-adams form flame. g.flame2.html Bonehead Reply Form g.flame1.html Form Flame